Yo!  New blog over at unhigherable.com titled, “Things to know about the lockout shortened  2011-2012 NBA season.”  Check it out.

Also, I put all of my idiotic illustrations in one place now.  For fans of my previously titled, “Unconventional Information Booklets” check out highereducationcomics.com

Merry Christmas everyone!  If you’re a broke piece of shit and want to get someone in your family a no-name comedian’s half hour stand up special, head over to the Download tab and get yourself a free copy of Dean Carlson: Total Scumbag.  Burn it to a DVD and label it Eat, Pray, Love because they probably won’t watch it anyways.

For all the fans that have been e-mailing me lately asking where they could purchase my DVD, head on over to the “Download” section of deancarlsoncomedy.com and download yourself a FREE copy! The entire DVD is now available for download, including: Stand-up, Stand-up (w/drunken commentary), Dean’s Apartment (an MTV Cribs-style tour of my former shithole apartment), and also the Vampire Boss Promo (you have to see it to understand and even then you probably won’t). BIG thanks goes out to Lucas Kollauf for making the download available! Now get you some!

-Dean